Why do referees think you pay to see them blow the whistle?
Why do you always wear the wrong colored pants when an accident happens?
Why do you put loving and contempt in the same phrase?
Why is the person who trains you always have bad breath?
Why does your deodorant always roll into those long spaghetti things in your armpits?
Why do you always have too much time and no money or no money and too much time?
Why do you talk to a person who would allow you to go in public with a bat in your nose?
Why do your feet smell only when the whole gang is over for a Spurs party and you kick off your shoes?
Why does a little girl who looks just like Kaia keep coming in the gym?
Why do fleas bodies make a little snapping 'pop' some of the times and other times there's not a whisper even if you cut them in half with your fingernails?
Why do I always start a garden, then let it go?
And why am I so mean to Robert all the time?
The Fam!
All Us Huttons
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